Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson Jokes

Time to start banging the MJ drum. Allow me to begin the list of some of the best Michael Jackson jokes I've come across one way or another over the past few hours. Feel free to begin adding your own in the comments. I consider there to be no line pertaining to child molesters, so go as far as you'd like...

When Farrah got to heaven, God gave her one wish. She wished for all the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson's body is not to be cremated or buried. Its to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

The Thriller video is going to be so much cooler now that it has an all zombie cast.

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed over for the weekend.

(325): I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder.

(551): Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
(201): NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"

Since Michael Jackson is 95% plastic, they're gonna melt him down and make him into legos. That way little boys can play with HIM for a change.

I was trying to figure out who died first: Farrah or Michael. I should have known better. As usual, Michael came in a little behind.

UPDATE: The laughs roll in from FreeRepublic...fantastic...also kudos to sawahjack in the comments!

In mourning, ten year old boys across the nation flew their pants at half mast.

Michael Jackson wasn’t really found at home having a heart attack; they found him having a stroke in the pediatric ward.


  1. As a tribute McDonalds are going to create the McJackson burger; 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

    Elton John will be playing at his funeral - "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"

  2. At least we know it wasn't booze that killed him. He only had a couple of tots.

    You know what Michael Jackson liked about twenty seven year olds? That there were twenty of them.

    First Farrah Fawcett, then MJ. As usual, Michael came in a little behind.