Vegan Bacon

And the appropriate response to it...

Ferris Bueller's (Indie) Day Off

This is probably all the funnier to me because I just watched Ferris yesterday (next to Empire Records, one of my favorite, "there's nothing good on background noise movies").  Scenes from the movie cut and set to emotionally overtoned piano music to make you think it would be something more along the lines of 500 Days of Summer.

This is the magic of editing, something Ace recently found out is capable of stealing about two hours of your life if you're not paying attention.  However, whereas he was pissed that the Adjustment Bureau sucked instead of being awesome, in this case, I would be supremely pissed to find out that Ferris Bueller's Day Off is an amazing comedy that I would have never seen, instead of some stupid, overly sappy teen drama.

Two Feet of Snow in Chicago

It's more than you might think...

So You Want to be an Architect?

A little personal enjoyment on this one since I got out of Architecture early on in my college career in favor of Engineering and eventually Construction Management.  I love being a contractor instead of being on the design side, and this pretty much explains it all.



Combine this video with the Quantitative Easing video I posted yesterday, and Xtranormal is quickly becoming a must-visit website!

Brett Favre's Open Fly Jeans

Every now and then SNL gets it just right...

Charlie Crist Misses the Mark

As if his ludicrous, careerist political odyssey over the past year or two in a vain attempt to become a senator weren't embarrassing enough for him, there's always the first pitch at a baseball game...sometimes there just are no words.



Hat Tip: Cisco Cotto

Mel Gibson vs. Blagojevich

Mel Gibson, meet Rod Blagojevich.  The phone call match made in heaven, brought to you by Roe & Roeper at WLS.  Enjoy!

Get Your Fill

The tagline over at HotAir is "Get your fill."  Over the past week or so, most of us would be hard pressed to have not gotten our fill of President Obama's AssQuest 2010, but in case you haven't gotten your fill of political posturing and windbaggery, you're invited into the White House bathroom for just a bit more hot air.

Thanks to reader Art for the email!

Obama to Negotiate with Raging Wildfire

The President plans to make the wildfire understand that our difficulties are shared difficulties, that it's not man against fire, but man and fire working out their differences.

Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

CNN Pegged Perfectly by the Daily Show

An absolutely hilarious segment about the "organization whose sole desire and drive is the pursuit and seduction of goats."

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c
CNN Leaves It There
http://www.thedailyshow.com/
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Ron Paul Interview

Barack Obama for the Heisman

What's a man to do after winning a Nobel Prize? Why, turn his eyes to the future of course!

Help our President win the Heisman Trophy!

Nissan has a promotion through ESPN that will create a "people's vote" for the Heisman Trophy. You can write in Barack Obama and give him a vote.

Fire away!

Hat Tip: Freddoso

Indecisive...Even In His Artwork

The critique of this artwork hanging on the walls of the White House is succinctly put by Nick Schultz at The American.

"Indecision and Obama. You don’t say."

Don't Be Gay. Don't Smoke

On the heels of Michael Schwartz declaring that pornography can be curbed by telling young boys it will make them gay, comes the revelation by the anti-smoking crowd that smoking will do exactly the same.


New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

How We Come Into the World

How we come into the world says a lot about how we live our lives. Great videos of both women and men in their earliest of stages. We are who we are, even as babies!

Glenn Beck Hits SNL

It was only a matter of time!

Getting It In The Can

Best. Commercial. Ever.



Hat Tip: BTB

And Women Say Men Don't Listen

This is going to make your whole day. A guy's girlfriend's reactions via email to his trip to Europe. Unbelievable.



Hat Tip to my friend Val on Facebook.

Is Google Racist?

Not quite sure how else you'd interpret this screen grab. I'm sure Maxine Waters would like a few questions answered, though. Unless of course this was her screen grab to begin with.

Senate Approves Budget, Senators Play Solitaire

If I didn't live in Chicago and therefore have to deal with King Daley and the idiocracy that is the Illinois state government, I might feel sorry for the residents of Connecticut. As is, at least this provides a good chuckle.








House Minority Leader Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, far right, speaks while colleagues play solitaire on their computers as the House convenes Monday night to vote on a new budget. (AP)

White Folk Are Ready to Riot

I suppose even posting this makes me an EXTREEEEEEEEEEME RACIST!!!!!

But it's pretty damn funny and I just can't help myself.